LETS GO FLY A KITE...

Don't you just love FreakingNews.com...it's a comfort to know there are folks out there just as sick and twisted as I am.

MONA MORPHED...

I really enjoy websites that specialize in the morphing of old masterpieces. I get a kick out of some of the things they come up with. Here are two great examples of what I am talking about. The top one is my own personal contribution to the insanity...after all it is... all about the smile.

HAPPY, HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY...

Lovely art by Martin Driscole

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What is Irish diplomacy?
It's the ability to tell a man to go to hell,
So that he will look forward to making the trip.
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There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish
And those who wish they were.

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I'm three quarters Irish I'm always proud to say...but I'm 100% Mormon so they'll be no green beer drinkin for me today. ..Aye, tis a pity.

THE LAST OF THE LIMERICKS...

There once was an old man of Lyme
Who married three wives at a time.
When asked, "Why a third?"
He replied, "One's absurd!
And bigamy, sir, is a crime."

A lighthouse keeper called Creighton
took to seeing a lady from Brighton,
but ships ran aground,
and sailors were drowned,
as she wouldn't have sex with the light on

A bather whose clothing was strewed,
By winds that left her quite nude,
Saw a man come along,
And unless we are wrong,
You expected this line to be lewd.

AYE LOVE A LIMERICK...

wonderful Irish art by Martin Driscole

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A gourmet dining at Crewe
Found a rather large mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
And wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one, too."

There was a young fellow called Binn
Who was so excessively thin
That when he essayed
To drink lemonade
He slipped through the straw and fell in.

BLESS YOUR BLACK IRISH HEART...

God's plan made a hopeful beginning,
But Man spoilt his chances by sinning;
We trust that the story
Will end in great glory,
But at present the other side's winning.

There was a young girl from Rabat,
who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;
It was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
When she found she had no tit for Tat.

BLACK IRISH?...

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale
Were tattooed the prices of ale.
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was the same information in Braille!

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There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish
And those who wish they were.

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Don't ya just love a wee Irish limerick...

MY GARGOYLES THING...

Did I ever tell you I have a THING for gargoyles...I mean a sculpture in stone is a wonderful thing but a sculpture in stone created 200 feet in the air hanging off the side of a cathedral is truly amazing. Here are a few of the lovely gargoyles in my collection...they are more modern creations and some are very funny there is even one of Darth Vader.