wonderful Irish art by Martin Driscole~
A gourmet dining at Crewe
Found a rather large mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
And wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one, too."
There was a young fellow called Binn
Who was so excessively thin
That when he essayed
To drink lemonade
He slipped through the straw and fell in.
A gourmet dining at Crewe
Found a rather large mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
And wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one, too."
There was a young fellow called Binn
Who was so excessively thin
That when he essayed
To drink lemonade
He slipped through the straw and fell in.
Oh, that is just so fun! lol
ReplyDeleteI LOVE limericks!
My husband likes to write 'em, and I find them delightful--as I do these. (grin)
And they say one can never be too rich or too THIN! Hah! What do they know!?!
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